Dr Psycho

TIME FLIES

2009-12-18T11:57:00.002+08:00

Wow.

How time really flies. It's exactly ONE week to Christmas 2009!

Lots of things have happened since the last time I put somethin up on this place.

I'd like to know that my life is slowly crawling back on track. Life IS getting better. I'm just as cynical as ever.. :) Yes... I know all you guys are cheering.......

*TAKES A SHAMELESS BOW*

Well I wish you folks a nice and Merry Christmas...

Talking about "MERRY CHRISTMAS"... What's up with people saying "HAPPY HOLIDAYS"??

If you wanna say Happy Hannukah, say it... if u wanna say Happy Kuanza(I hope the spelling is correct, I apologise if got it wrong)... say it..

Just stop saying HAPPY HOLIDAYS....

GET THE GREETING OUT RIGHT!!! STOP doing a "general" greeting for each holiday...

Peace folks... See you doinks soon....

Hmmm... how do the words echo...

2008-11-21T23:42:00.002+08:00

The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure.
All the wonders that I've wanted, I've found in her.
As a whole becomes a part, I strike to burn.
And the flames return.

Every intuition fails to find its way.
One more table is turned around and back again.
I'm finding that I'm more lost than found when she's not around.
When she's not around, I can feel it coming down.

Get me what I could never ask for.
Connect with me and you could be my chemical, now.
Give me the drug you know that I'm after.
Connect me and you could be my chemical.

What I want is the Chemical of your Soul.
What I need is the Chemical of your Heart.

You are my Chemical.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA

2008-11-08T23:46:00.001+08:00

I was just wondering.... Is the White House STILL the White House?

Is America gonna contine having African American/Black presidents? You know what they say... Once you go black, You never go back.

hmmmm.

HAHAHAHA

2008-10-07T00:58:00.001+08:00

IF this isn't a video about a funny/crazy cat... I don't know what is...

Sadly, the camera-person hadn't the sense of a billygoat to hold the camera correctly

Racism in an Elevator

2008-10-03T11:20:00.001+08:00

HAHAHA! Finally, someone who made a video on how I feel in a lift.

Spirit of Scotland

2008-06-15T13:54:00.001+08:00

THIS IS THE SPIRIT OF SCOTLAND TARTAN SWATCH.

I've got a kilt and THIS is the design. The silly picture does NO justice to the actual Tartan as the shades are cleaner and darker. with the "light blue" well, it's not light blue, it's WHITE.

I'll wear my kilt out if you'd ask me nicely. :)

Goodbye Art

2008-06-13T12:46:00.003+08:00

Heya folks. Just to keep you people updated. I'm no longer workin in a fuckin ART GALLERY... I QUIT!!!

Fucking retard boss is a fucking CUNT. What an irritating woman. IF you don't trust your staff, Ms DIRECTOR, DO NOT fuckin hire us.

Enough Said.

Now THIS really sucks!

2008-05-27T20:02:00.004+08:00

This has got to be the BIGGEST damned joke ever!!!

First, read this article found on the YAHOO! website.

THIS DAMNED LINK. CLICK IT TO READ THE ARTICLE!

Now that you've read it. WHAT THE DOUCHE!? C'mon. Stop looking for a damned scapegoat. Yea, the monkey ran off from the loo whilst under the watchful eyes of Singapore's WONDERFUL police.

Firstly, it does nothing that does NOT put a smile on other Singaporeans as myself. It's stupid. Stop wasting tax payers' money giving the jackass superintendent a trial/keeping him in custody!!! Go spend the money on good INTEL! I wish we had some Mossad people working with us...

Secondly, that article makes Singapore look dumb. I quote the last line from the article:

"Kastari was accused of plotting to hijack a plane in order to crash it into Singapore's Changi Airport in 2001 but was never charged. He was being held in the city-state under a law that allows for detention without trial."

You should've just shot the fucker when he was still in "captivity".

That's right people, we're the DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE... and yet, we detain people without a trial. I hate to say this, it might even get me arrested, jailed or worse but I think over here, we're GUILTY until proven INNOCENT.

DAMN!

I'm still a Citizen

2008-05-13T14:11:00.003+08:00

I'm not even gonna rant and rave on this one. 9th on table. Decent enough finish if you'd ask me. 8-1 drubbing my Boro. Thaksin wants to sack Sven.

Manchester City Football Club. I'm a Citizen for LIFE.

Hello! what? it's 2008?

2008-05-13T13:49:00.003+08:00

The above picture is from a Thai Artist. You may NOT copy his works.

Hello monkeys! How's it goin? Did all you freaks miss me? Actually, I've been kinda busy at work and all that. I've also heard some people actually MISSED my works. Well here is a little treat for all you wankers.

I've always opposed the freaking invasion of Iraq. By the way, just a little note off course here. it's IRAQ pronounced as "EE-RAK" not "EYE-RACK". So please whoever you jack-asses are pronouncing the name wrongly, go kill yourself.

So, yeah, the invasion of Iraq was supposed to bring us peace and all that crap and take away their weapons of mass destructions. Come on! We all know the ONLY weapon of mass destruction in Iraq was the broken toothbrush, sharpened to make a little dagger. Get the monkeys out of Iraq. You idiots have done enough!

Somebody said something about LOWERING the price of OIL?? Well, I don't see any fucking LOWERING of any fucking oil prices. It's climbing higher. Even fucking COOKING oil has gone up in price.

I've got ONE solution for this problem. Kill that mofo who suggested these "REFORMS" for the poor sod of a country. Hey, when Saddam was in power, oil prices were reasonable. Now with a certain country putting their hill-billy noses in, every bloody thing's just gone up in prices.

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Myanmar. *sigh* I've actually visited the country a couple of years ago. Nice place I must admit. Now, would the government of Myanmar PLEASE get off that wooden stick that's poking into your anus and HELP YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE! THEY'RE DYING MAN!

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China. Earthquake. C'mon. There's too many Chinese Nationals in the world anyways. Nobody's gonna miss a few.

Till next time!

i am pissed off

2007-11-01T22:27:00.000+08:00

i am pissed off.
enough said

There is no such thing as bi-sexuality

2007-08-22T13:53:00.000+08:00

This one goes out to all you monkey-assed crap-heads who think bi-sexuality is cool. Guess what? It isn't. It's passe.

You mother-fuckers piss me off. What the fuck are you thinking? Bi-sexual?? No such thing; it's either you're GAY or STRAIGHT. And if you ARE gay, please enroll yourself in Dr-Psycho's School of Torture for Gays, Rapists, Molesters and Child Abusers.

So, if you THINK that you're bi-sexual, you'd better NOT tell it to me because I'd get REALLY ticked off and I don't think anyone wants to tick me off.

And this goes out to all you sick mother-fuckers who like to fuck corpses and animals and all the other fuck-a-doodle-doo. Since you like death so much and how you LOVE to cheat death, come to me. I will show you the place where the waters weep and the trees have no hearts. I will slice you up while you fuck. I will make you drink your own blood as I cum into you and you will enjoy the very last breath you take when I put a power-drill to your skull and drill right through. You wanna be sick? I can be worse.

If you're angry, I don't give a flying fuck. FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

Here's something to think about

2007-08-22T13:45:00.000+08:00

Everbody's got secrets right? (yes) Then, here is MY thoughts to the world. Everybody wants to get into my head. Everybody wants to know my secrets. They wanna know how my head works and why I do the things that I do.

My response, after much thought:

You've got as many secrets as I do. Maybe more. If you'd actually bother ASKING me about my secrets, I might tell you. Don't beat around the bush, just come directly to the point.

Don't judge me by what I do or what I say. I do many things that I myself do not understand. YOU people do things that you don't tell me and are kept secrets. I've been well known for keeping secrets. I don't blurt your secrets to the world. So, whatever I know, remains in me.

Lastly, why even bother? Everybody knows my mind is one helluva mess. However, if you DO want to know my secrets, why not share some of YOUR secrets with me?

What grinds my gears

2007-08-08T01:47:00.000+08:00

This really pisses me off.

People whom I care about and give a flying fuck about. I show you the ways that I give a damn and yet there is no concern. Use me when you need me and when you don't, just leave me.

THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

Thanks.

p.s : watch this blog for more poetry by Dr Psycho himself!

Hello people v.2.0

2007-07-31T23:07:00.000+08:00

Hi folks, tis moi, rolling a joint. NO, not weed (I wish it was though, hahaha!) but it's a roll up joint of HAND ROLLING tobacco. Ain't I a cool B?

oooh, did you know?

2007-04-10T00:36:00.000+08:00

Symbiote is an alien organism which needs a host to be in erm, fighting mode. symbiotes alone are useless sludges.

From top to bottom.
- Venom (blue + black): first symbiote to land on earth
- Hybrid (maroon with "feelers"): a fuse up mess of Rampage, Riot, Agony & Lasher after Scream killed their human hosts.
- Rampage (pale orange): one of of the six spawns of Venom, killed by Scream.
- Riot (grey): one of of the six spawns of Venom, killed by Scream.
- Scream (yellow): one of the two female symbiotes, responsible for the birth of Hybrid
- Lasher (dark green with tentacles): one of of the six spawns of Venom, killed by Scream.
- Spider-Carnage (symbiote wearing Ben Reilly's suit): resulted when the Carnage symbiote bonded with Ben Reilly Spider-man in alternate universe)
- Carnage (red + black): one of of the six spawns of Venom, the strongest spawn out of the six, and still Venom's and Spidey's greatest foe.
- Agony (purple) : the other of the two female symbiotes, Scream killed her off together with her brothers.
- Toxin (red top + blue bottoms): the offspring of Carnage, grandson of Venom.

Now we deal with the spider-men in the front row (left to right).
- Spider-man 2099: Spider-man in the year 2099. travels in the past to help Spidey at times.
- Spider-venom: Spider-man wearing the symbiote suit (featured in the movie Spider-man 3)
- Spider-man: the original.
- New Spider-man: Ben Reilly's first suit. ben reilly is a clone of Peter Parker with born spider powers (unlike peter who was enchanced after a radioactive spider bite).
- Scarlet spider: Ben Reilly's current suit, after a truce with Spidey.

So, what exactly have we learnt?
- Spider-man is damn confused. It's one of th emost confused comic book series ever spun out from Marvel.
- Scream is one helluva major bitch.

For all you people who want this pic as your desktop wall-paper or whatever, drop me an e-mail indicating that you DO want the picture at paulsk@singnet.com and I'd send it to you.

Prime Minister Lee's salary is US2.1 MILLION dollars

2007-04-10T00:10:00.000+08:00

Photo above is copyright of Eau Benite. A Belgian beer brewed in Canada.

Hello again, FREAKS. It's been a long while since any of you have read my posts. Here is one again. Before reading further, please do check on the link below.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/070409/3/47pl0.html

Can you believe it?
Singaporean Prime Minister's salary is FIVE times the salary of our good friend (yeah right), George Bush Jr.'s salary!!

I find this a bitter shame. Why do our government servants need to be paid so much? I do not deny the good works they do and all that other crap but seriously man, WTF!!!

If I may add, THIS, is the reason why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. I know you bastards are thinking that I'm ranting and raving AGAIN. Let's take a good look at the matter anyways, US2.1 MILLION dollars is a SHIT load of money. How about giving that "pay rise" back to the people? I thought it was a Peoples' nation?

It's all our tax money anyways? Sadly, my rantings will fall on deaf ears as usual. I'm just here, voicing out my opinion. Hopefully, I won't end up in jail.

yours probably politically in-correct,

DrPsycho

Banana Pukis

2006-12-19T00:05:00.000+08:00

I don't even need to say anythin...

Hey BITCH, you're famous

2006-12-12T01:16:00.000+08:00

"Hey Ma, it's ME!!"

Yes, it's YOU bitch. The one in that pinky floral shit. And that's your side-kicks the side-kick bitch in red and your punk-assed freak-o-nature in white.

So, there I was on a wonderful Sunday(10/12/06) afternoon doing a little bit of shopping at VIVOCity(singapore). I won't mention that I was in a store called G2000 shopping for a gorgeous coat. It's dark brown. It's made out of Courdroy. I love it!I'm gonna wear it at my brother's wedding on Saturday.

Anyways, back to the BITCHES (and punk-assed freak-o-nature). So I'd picked out that nice little coat/jacket/blazer/whatever-you-wanna-call-it. I was actually in the check-out line waitin to be served. As you see the customer in GREEN was just in front of me. I was just maybe about 3 inches OUT OF THE LINE because I wanted just to try out the jacket just one more time before I bought it.

As I was trying it out, I didn't notice Pink Floral Bitch cut me in the line. My girlfriend pointed out that I was in the line. Her words were to the effect of "Excuse me, but we're in line". Pink Floral Bitch just shrugged and just STOOD there not moving! The FUCKING NERVE!

Anyways, considering the fact that they were from some snob-nosed NORTHERN part of In-fucking-dia; I let loose a string of sarcastic remarks about how their parents should be slapped etc. Basically, me being ME.

In any case, here is a piece of advice for you, Pink Floral Bitch.

Do NOT fuckin' cut the line anytime soon, you fuckin' slut.
If you DO wanna cut the line, at least make sure your fuckin' credit card has NOT maxed out(oh yeah, her fuckin card maxed out!! HAHAHAHAH) .
Just because I'm in slippers, orange berms and a Motorhead tee doesn't mean I'm a 2nd class citizen you fuckin' CUNT.
Refering to the aforesaid, PLEASE, check your credit limit BEFORE shopping. (I use cash to avoid embarassment. Plus, I don't like to shop using BORROWED money).

Well, I guess that's it. I hope you mofos enjoyed the ranting and raving as much as I had. Till next time, wankers, ADIOS!

so what?

2006-11-22T02:26:00.000+08:00

HELLO fans!!! Pardon me for not writing in the past eons... I've been too busy and I've to be quite frankly run out of ideas to bitch about.

Well, guess what? I'm back!!!

Well let's start of first by saying SO FUCKIN' WHAT?

I hate it when people go and BRAG about the shit they've done. SO FUCKIN WHAT? Do you really think that I give a shit? Well, if you think I do; guess again, asshole!

So you've done this and that and whatever your mother would or wouldn't like you to do. I don't care. Don't tell me about it. Seriously......

On a more HAPPIER note, I'd like to say this to all the conceited people of the world. This section is dedicated to those who love taking pictures of themselves and putting up fucked up captions like "am i gorgeous", "lock and load" or "my real fan".... You know what, once I've gone through your face with a cheese grater, I'd love you to kiss my ass. All you conceited mother-fuckers should be culled; and I should be the one doing the job that your mother couldn't do. Stuff your punk-assed face in a fuckin blender and hit the button. Hold it there for a couple of minutes and then feed that crap to a fuckin' beggar.

Oh yeah, to all the people who hate me and all that I do.. FUCK YOU TOO.

YOU... yes YOU....

2006-07-22T01:42:00.000+08:00

YOU. YES YOU. You know who I'm refering to.

I DO need you. You assume I don't. I do need you fuckin' badly. You assume I don't. Please don't.

I love you, Kin. So, shaddup and just kiss me. You make my day worth living. I think of you whenever I can *obviously not when I'm with a client at work or when i'm taking a piss, dat would be just WRONG*.

I love you, and i'm sorry I'm not doing enough for you to see it. I wish I could show you when I think of you. I wish I can remember the number of times I just feel like grabbing you and holding you.

I'm sorry for not being perfect. I'm sorry. All I know is that I love you and i need you. Badly. FUCKIN' badly.

p.s : This pic above is COPYRIGHTED. Do not steal. It's not mine. It belongs to the one I adore and can't live without; KIN

sigh.. tis moi... :)

2006-06-28T00:58:00.000+08:00

Don't you people just FUCKIN hate stuff that appear on the internet that you've just GOT to fill up and send it around to random fuckin people or else the world would end?

I'd say, let the world end... Put an end to everyone's suffering...

But i'm doing this for KIN.....

7 Random Things About Me

Everything I do is calculated to the last micro-second. I do not like taking too many chances
I deal playing cards with my left hand, but I'm actually RIGHT handed
I'm actually turning 26
My favourite color is PURPLE
The first "rock" thing I ever listened to properly was Guns n Roses
I'm big
I'm fat
I am the BFG

7 Things That Scare

fucking roaches
flying insects
anything that crawls
any lady in love with me
lack of money
I'm afraid of heights
I'm claustrophobic

7 Random Music

Garbage - All of Shirley's songs.. * drool *
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah
The Doors - Riders on the Storm
Led Zepp - Stairway to Heaven
GnR - Estranged
Radiohead - Creep

7 Things I Like Most

Chocolate
Mind-Fucking you
Sex
Sex & chocolate
Chocolate & Sex
Good music, chocolate & sex
Kin

7 People To Do This

I mean, seriously... don't.....

PEACE TO YOU FADZLI

2006-05-17T00:44:00.000+08:00

I don't have much to write... but this I'll say........

Fadzli, we love you. Peace to you up there bro.

ouw!

2006-03-10T01:51:00.000+08:00

"Look ma, it's a monster's hands!!"

Why? Why does the Immotal feel pain? Aren't they supposed to be Immortal? It should be pretty painful to go thru life without being able to die, or at least dying too slowly and yet still feelin pain. Does God have a sense of humor? I guess it's a biggie "YES".

Does it make life any easier knowing that it's all one big helluva joke played upon the Immortal? I should think not. In fact, I'm guessing it's harder on the Immortal. It's like having to take a hot bath right smack in the middle of the fuckin Sahara at Noon, on the hottest, mother-fuckin day. NOT VERY FUN.

Oh yes, I AM blabbering nonsense again... hahahaha... Why am I even typing this crap? I dun really know.. *ponders*....... It's a strange life we live in. The Immortal feeling the most pain. oh well... Life's a bitch. Deal with it..

yours truly,

the fucked up one: DrPsycho

Poetry Part 2

2006-03-02T15:45:00.000+08:00

Here's the next installment..

SandCastles

Sitting upon the sand
In the sandbox
Amongst other children
The boy builds a sandcastle.

High and mighty it will be
With drawbridges, towers
A dungeon to keep the prisoners
And even surrounded by a moat.

The castle is partially built
Built with careful buckets of sand
Slowly.
Tenderly.

Suddenly, sand is thrown into the boy's face
Sand from the castle he is building
Kicked into his face
Painfully eating at his eyes.

Tears now streak his face
As his mighty castle is dashed
Broken down and trampled upon
Again, the other kids have won.

But the boy will not give up
Again he fills a bucket with sand
And turns it over with care
Starting again with the first tower.
He will build his castle
No matter what they do to him
He will complete this task
But life will end it fast.

Now the old man sits on the bench
Watching over the child as he builds his castle
And watching the others kick it down
The man knows the pain

Memories flood the man's mind
And twists the knife inside him
Torn and broken he feels
And feels the hurt within.
Bleeding again from within
The old man takes his leave
A few painful steps he takes
Shuffling his feet away

That old man is me.
Broken again.
Torn apart.
Once again.

Inside of Me

I try too hard
I try too bad
Maybe i'm a fool
Maybe I should give up

Sometimes I try too hard
Sometimes I don't try at all
I don't know which hurts more
Why can't it go through the door?

Why does it hurt so bad?
Why does it drive me mad?
Why do I feel so sad?

I can't get the feeling out of my head
It's killing me from within
My heart aches and my throat lumps

No sounds escape me
When I look up and scream
Screaming out to the sky
Sometimes I wish I could die

No one here to hear me
Just like the day before
Just like the days long past

I try to pick up all the pieces
I try not to cut myself
The shattered glass is hard to fix
The puzzle I once again try to mend

I try not to let anyone know
I try not to let anyone see
'Coz they won't ever understand
This feeling I hide inside

Pain

I see your face
In every flame
Everyone that I know
They're not here with me
They'd rather be alone

Upon the mountain I stand
Only to find that it is a ditch
With the thorns beneath my feet
And the knife that I carry
To stop myself if I have to

Afraid of me and myself
Something I don't understand
I hide within me
To seek and not to find
I take yet another step behind

In my cave I shun the world
In the darkness and the cold
Painful to go out
And bathe in the sunlight
To stare at Life in it's face

And they, they of the light
Afraid of me the beast
Living within mine cave
Not wanting to know
The darkness that lives within

But the pain,
well,
The pain becomes my peace
For now; once again; as always.

Poetry Part 1

2006-03-02T15:34:00.000+08:00

Hey biatches... these are some of my poetry that I wrote in my now, defunct webpage...

If you DO wanna go to the webpage however. here's the link.
CLICK HERE TO PROCEED TO THE WEBPAGE

Thoughts

As I lie on my bed,
and my thoughts run through my head.
My mind slips into a daze
and my eyes close in death.
I see my body below
And my friends and my family;
with tear streaked faces
And a lump rises up my throat.

I wonder if it is all worth
For from the day of my birth,
till the second i breathed my last.
For I know not what I do.
And I know not what i've meant.

And as the icy hand pulls me away,
I long to cry my heart out.
But no sound escapes my mouth.
No sound I hear.
No tears i shed.
Only the deep emptiness I feel
and it takes control of my soul.
And my thoughts;
What do they matter anyway?
Do you even care?

Rotten

The filthy stench of hypocrisy,
The dirty thoughts in their actions.
Always demanding.
Always expecting.
Machines we are not.
I am but a puppet on a string.

Oh, how long will I have to fake my lies
How long will I have to mask my disgust.
As long as it takes.
As long as they want
I shan't complain.
I shan't retaliate.

Only my thoughts I know.
Only my feelings I hide.
The emptiness I feel,
They cannot try to understand
For I am young they say,
And I know not of the ways.

But the words they use,
And the actions they speak.
Tear me down,
And break me apart.
I shall but wait.
When I will leave this place

The place that I detest.
The smell that I hate.
The faces that irritate.
Parents, be damned.

Down Again

I swim towards the emptiness
The journey is slow and deep.
The currents are strong;
calm it may seem on the surface.
The currents are stronger than they seem.
The river is deeper than it seems.

I will swim to the destination.
Where the water runs weaker.
But now I am running out of air.
And the clear ceiling of waters encave me.
Trapped I am by my own deeds.
Then again, I'm off to meet my Master.

Pasture

Green green grass of home?
The home is but a prison cell.
We are who we eat.
Our lives are dictated and run;
by others whom we don't even know.
Green pastures lie beyond the eye.
But now I know what is right.
Experience has hurt me so.

There is only one pasture.
The one pasture that I know.
But the way to the pasture;
is long and unending.

Through the mud and the grime,
soiled and hurt I will be.
but the pasture is worth it all.
For death shall set me free.
And death is the REAL pasture.

Dawn

As the sun goes down
behind the horizon
I find myself alone again.
I walk along the sandy beach.
Wondering what lies ahead.
I pace along the now cooled sand.
My toes partially buried.
Waves crashing next to me.
The cool night breeze surrounds me.
The starts stare down at me.
Such peace holds time and space for the moment.

But, I am alone with myself.
I walk along the shore; waiting
Waiting for the dawn of the sun.
For the moon offers me no solace.
Yet, I know.
I know I still will be alone.
Even after the dawn.

i love you. will u love me?

2006-02-27T22:01:00.000+08:00

Hello pigs. I'm back..... yet again with yet another boring thing...

No, seriously THIS one is sueprbly boring. It's so boring, the turd on the ground screamed at me when I was trying to get this on the site...

*shrugs* I don't really feel like typing...Happy viewing mother-fuckers....

Oh yeah.. Thanks to the person who helped me take 'em pics... Luv ya loads...

See? Paul Smith shirts are fucking cool!

Like my new cap, freaks?? I designed it myself...

Good Lord... I actually loook pretty HUMAN in here...

Yes, I'd lost my head ages ago..

2006-02-18T01:31:00.000+08:00

HELLO AGAIN ASSWIPES!

tis moi!! I figured it's time you people know something about me.....

This happened in Singapore today.. on the 17th day of February 2006.

I was chilling out with a buddy of mine in town at our usual hangout(been that goddamned place for EONS). So, after we had our dinner we wanted to chill out and chit-chat for a bit before headin back home. As always the fuckin place is packed with pricks. We found a nice table with 3 pendejos sitting around it. 2 guys and a girl. My guess is that they were THAIS. FUCK, like we need more of THEM around.

So anyways, I was actually being polite and asked one of the pricks if we could share the goddamned table with them. And the fucker said it was okay. So me and my mate were like smoking a cigarette and chatting. And EVERYONE knows that MY favourite word in the English language is FUCK and all its variations of it.

And somehow this guy with a HUGE assed afro hairdo turns to me and goes "excuse me can you not use the work FUCK, there is a girl at the table"... WHAT THE FUCK?????

First of all, I couldn't even HEAR the motherfucker. I thought he was whispering to me that he wanted to bum off a ciggie off me! So then I realied what the was trying to spout from his slobbering Thai mouth. And I go "look, i'm talking to my friend not to you."

Then this OTHER fella goes "it's not polite to use vulgarities." okay THAT pisses me off. You come into MY fuckin country and YOU tell me what NOT to do? So I get REALLy ticked and say "You can choose not to listen to what I say coz I'm talking to my friend and not to YOU." *again please note that I was being nice enough not to beat the living daylights out of this fucker*

And so they go on and say how nice of them to give us a seat etc etc and how it's rude to say "FUCK" in front of girls.. and they ask me to LEAVE!!!!

ahahahahahhaah....

THIS IS A FREE CUNTRY!!! I wanna say what I wanna say; and if it pisses YOU off, too fuckin bad man...

My buddy being the weak-assed freak that he is decides to leave the table and sits closeby where someone just got up from. I on the other hand, being the asshole that I am, sit right there... smoking my cigarette... and I blow smoke in their faces.. one at a time... :)

What's the fuckin point to this story? There is actually.. surprisingly....

1. I'm the biggest, baddest, blackest, craziest motherfucker you'll ever find. Do NOT tick me off.

2. If you wanna be a hero in front of your darling girlfriend, PUNCH me instead of lamenting.

3. I will kill you if I have to. I have no qualms. I would kill a cripple for walking too slowly.

4. Do not come to MY cuntry and tell me WHAT to do.

5. If you don't like it, get out of my cuntry.. We don't really need you. We only need your spending money. Arrive, spend and leave.

6. Do not attempt to talk to a guy wearing black framed glasses with a yellow border. That would be ME.

7. If you're reading this and going :"WTF??" exactly my sentiments.. WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!??!!??

Thanks for putting up with me assholes, I really don't know why you all do :)

Reality TV

2006-02-01T22:15:00.000+08:00

HELLO THERE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! How yerall doin? Did yerall miss me? Well here you go asswipes. the NEXT installment of the LONG awaited crap that I put up for you retards to read. Enjoy..

Reality TV. Survivor, Fear Factor, Who Wants to be A Millionaire, Who Wants to fuck my goddamned ugly wife and many other shows have come out and have actually SOLD! MY GOD! People actually DO enjoy watching other people suffer. Well if you wanted reality. I've got ONE reality show that won't EVER be aired because of HUMAN RIGHTS and other crap organisations that exist..

This show will give you people what you wanted. People suffering, people strugging, people NOT having fun while you sit your fat lazy ass on your couch with your feet up chewing on potato chips. In fact, it would be so good that it actually addresses your carnage desire to see others suffer AND help the world to be a better place! Strange? You don't belive me? Well hold on to your knickers asshole, coz here comes, RETARD ISLAND!!!!!

Retard Island, as the name suggest will be an offshore island where it homes thousnds(yes, we aim to bring ALL the retards of the world to one place where they can breed more retards for us to kill... I mean help..) of retarded people. When I say retarded, I mean people who are a huge-assed burden to OUR beautiful society. Down syndrome people (a.k.a Twins of the World as my brother calls them), Gay men and women(just the ugly butches) will be filmed in this incredible show. This will take a few years to get ready and start filming. However, the initial idea is to get a buncha down syndrome people, and from their weening age, tell them stuff they only need to know.

For example, you get one retarded motherfucker and keep on telling him that he's a doctor and teach him that the rest of the world is sick and they ALL need to be operated upon. But DON"T teach him how to do it right! So when the time comes, this retard will BE a "doctor" and go around "treating" people! Of course, there will be other professions like dentists, craftsmen, builders, butchers etc etc . The list is un-ending!

If you're thinking, yea sounds like a good idea but where's the fun in that? Well, my idea is to get their LIVES on film and once a week, get someone to hunt them down! Call it the Elimination of the Weakest Link! This someone could be in the form of a convicted murderer (murderers are so cool!) or a rich son of a gun who actually PAYS you to kill people because he enjoys doin so! So, we get our funding for the show!

Think about it. It's nice. It's friendly AND we rid the world of the nuisence that we have. What other reality TV programme does that? But then it'll NEVER come to pass because we have to care about these fuckers who are breathing up our precious oxygen. They're a waste of time. They're a burden to us and to themselves. I say we get together and rid this world of this monstrosity. Save us all the fucking trouble! We don't wanna keep on donating to SAVE THE RETARD fund... How about SAVE THE FUCKIN PSYCHO fund? donate to me bitches!

oh yeah, if you're reading this and going oh my, you're so evil and watever... I say, stop watching TV you sick son of a bitch. Watch my show. It rids the world of its evils... Or would you rather watch some stupid road-runner blow up a pitiful coyote with dynamite. WHICH is more real to you?

bitches.

I love racists and paranoid people!

2006-01-27T21:38:00.000+08:00

Heya morons! Did you asswipes miss me? Like I give a flying fuck if you didn't. Well, here's the next installment.

Strangely though, THIS one is dedicated to ALL the racist people and ALL you paranoid mother-fuckers out there. I LOVE YOU.. no, seriously, I DO!

Let's start with the worse story first... Paranoid people. I was taking the lift (elevator for you American idiots) up to my flat (apartment for you American idiots) and I was walking behind two teenaged girls. I'm not sure if they lived in my block of flats or if they were visiting a friend. They weren't anything to look at anyways. They didn't realise I was behind them because when they got into the lift, and turned around, I was walking in! Lo and behold!The world's biggest. blackest, ugliest, meanest SOB coming in. Scary? Hey, I didn't ask God to make me this way, ya know? So they started to get pacniky and shit. I could sense the fear and I swear I saw unbridled terror in their eyes! It was just fucking hilarious! They rushed their way out of the lift; to my relief. HEY, just because I look like a thug or a homeless fuck-head, I'm NOT gonna mug you. I've never mugged anyone in my entire stinkin life! And, I don't intend on starting to mug anyone anyways!

Yes, I AM ugly and I strike fear in the lonely person walking down the street. But it ain't my fuckin fault. I'm born this way. In any case, your paranoia was good! I get to ride in the lift without anyone! I can fart all I want. I can pick my boogers out and stick them on the fucking lift buttons. Heck, I can even take out my phallus and wave it around for all I care! THANK YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PARANOID YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKERS!

Next up, RACIST.

Gawd, I simply LOVE racist. They always give me the BEST of situations with their racist reactions! For example, when I'm riding on the bus (yes, all HAIL the public transportation system!), sometimes I get to sit all by myself. Then the bus gets more and more crowded as people start getting aboard and shit. I swear, I can COUNT the number of times where a yeller-skinned pig has voluntarily sat beside me! I know I don't smell. Hell, I smell fucking nice thank you very much! I either smell of Ultraviolet or Adidas or Burberry's Weekend! At least I don't smell like I just woke up and brushed my hair in place and got on the bus with all that "out of bed" smell around me! AND, I don't have a fucking SNOUT for a nose! I have a goddamned perfect nose and I fucking LOVE it. Aryan blood courses through these veins of mine. I love you racist motherfuckers. I'm not racist myself BUT if you wanna fuck around with me. I'd say "Let's dance baby. Coz YOU gonna get hurt... REAL BAD". Do you seriously think I wanna share my seat with you? Especially OLD people. What the fuck? OLD RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS, I don't smell, YOU do. You're the one who craps in your pants all the fuckin time. I have excellent bladder and anal control, thank you very much! Anyways, I'd like to thank all you racist bitches for allowing me to sit on the bus ALL by myself. It gives me more leg room. I'm tall, unlike you short motherfuckers... anyways, how IS the weather down there freaks?

Till next time, I LOVE YOU, all you racist and paranoid bastards. Why don't you rot in hell? On second thoughts, don't. I LOVE riding the lift and bus in peace. Gives me comfort. Give me more space. and, FUCK YOU!

Ranting n Raving v1

2006-01-24T21:40:00.000+08:00

Hello bitches, it's ME again!

Let's get it on bitches! YEAH!

For all you Singaporean pricks out there. remember that poor blogger girl who got into real deep shit just because she said it's OKAY to use the retard toilet (handicapped, if you fools prefer to be poltically correct)? Well, here are my PERSONAL views. They are not the views of any person(s) or organisation(s). I made all these up in my sick demented head. No, I'm not a gothic person.. and no, neither am I one who'd absolutely adores to mutilate myself.

I mean, what's the big deal? If you gotta go, you gotta fucking GO! Does it really matter if you're using the regular-people toilet or the retard-toilet? Let's try to picture this, and if you've read it off somewhere else, too fuckin bad. I'm someplace and I need to take a piss/dump REAL bad. I hurry to the loo and i realise it's all full coz people these days don't just piss/shit and leave, they have to piss/shit, watch it swish down the toilet bowls and then masturabte in the cubicles/urinals. People just take too much fuckin time in the toilet anyways.

So, I'm there, badly needing to take a piss/shit. All are occupied, what do i do? Should I tie up my penis and plug my anus and run around looking for the next available place to do my shittin n pissing? I say, HELL NO.

I'd look at the retard-toilet. If it's occupied, well, sucks to be me. But if it wasn't, I'd jump right in and ease the ol' lizard or take the butt-plug out of my anus. It's actually fuckin dangerous to keep all that crap/piss in your body anyways. So why not let it out at the nearest available station?

I bet all you mofos are going "oh my god, you're so evil.." well, too fuckin bad. I needed to go, it's available, I went, I came out... I ain't gonna sit in there reading the Lord of The Rings trilogy! I needed to piss/shit, so I do it and get out! If you're the retard waiting me to get out, I say fucking WAIT! You'd be waiting MORE patiently if there was another retard ahead of you right? so why bitch when there's a NORMAL person ahead of you? What's YOUR problem? You want rights, I give you rights. Give me back MY fucking rights too!

Okay, i hope I've closed the issue with public toilets and wat nots... If anyone complains about ME going to do my fuckin business in a retard cubicle. I'd say "Get a life moron... go do somethin else other than complain and whine. punch me in the face for all I care. DO something about it! Don't WHINE! Don't put the hot sexy blogger in soup coz she said her personal views!

First Day of Blogging

2006-01-24T20:43:00.000+08:00

Okay people. this is it!

I have finally succumed to the pressures of the world and I have become one of the mindless minions that roam this earth leaving blog pages for every other freak to look at.

First up, I'd like to thank you pricks for looking in this shit. Seriously, what in the hell are u thinking? I ain't gonna be nice and friendly. Everyone knows I'm a Psycho. If u don't like it, go ahead, I couldn't give a damn, rant and rave about how politically incorrect I am. I'm just posting what I feel. If you don't like what I feel, please do NOT feel free to reply to my posts because you can suck my phallus and call me your daddy.

I mean seriously, why do you visit a blog ANYWAYS? I hate reading about what other people do in their petty lives. I don't really GIVE a damn... I will NOT put any schmucky schmucky "my life is so beautiful or my life is so horrid" comments. I write about what I wanna write and you MAY or you may NOT read about it. And just in case, FUCK YOU before I get started, coz I KNOW you're gonna say , "oh FUCK YOU Dr Psycho..." well here it is, FUCK YOU BACK.

Okay let's get started. I'd like to tell you idiots a little bit about my fucked up little life. Yes, this blog page contains profane words. I use it in my daily language. If you don't, good. If you do, even better. If you don't like this, I suggest you click on this link right here. http://www.disney.com. It'll lead you to a friendlier places where TNT is available for all kinds of weird-assed animals that speak and who love to blow themselves up to bits.

Name : Paul "Dr Psycho" (that's my real name, PAUL. I'd like to identify myself unlike other people who feel they wish to remain anonymous. idiots!)

DOB : 22 September 1980

Job : Full time asshole

Likes : too many to list

Dislikes : roaches, retards, stupid people, fools, idiots, you, most RnB music, hiphop, watever nonsense that's related to the few words listed above.

hobbies : seriously, do you REALLY wanna know?

Marital Status : hope to date someone.. "yea. you know who YOU are cutie-pie!"

Well, I guess that's about it! Do drop in for further messages and weird-assed posts. Hope you fools enjoy reading all the crap I post up.. If you don't, fuck off and die a horrible death you holier-than-thou whore.